Posted by: cordiallyakacaroline | August 20, 2008

On Writer’s Block

Well, I’ve got writer’s block today. I actually don’t have a story to tell. Luna asked me one time what she should do about her writer’s block and I told her to pick a word and write about it and then she proceeded to come up with a beautiful poem. It worked for her so let’s see if it works for me. I’m going to open the dictionary and pick a word….honestly that’s what I’m doing right now….whatever the word is I’m going to write about it.

Oh great here’s the word I picked radomly…

phenylketonuria – it means – a genetic disorder where the body lacks the ensyme necessary to metabolize phenylalanine, causing possible brain damage and progressive mental retardation.

Now, here’s what I’m going to write about it…. Wayne, is a real life friend. He’s not the sharpest tool in the shed. He has trouble pronouncing words, can only write his name in printing, get’s wacko when the moon is full or near full…like the past few days, he repeats himself over and over, talks alot, and can generally get on your nerves.

You might be thinking how does Caroline get these weird friends of hers. Well, If Wayne has ever been around you he has become your friend. Because even with all his mental problems he is so sweet, giving, and concerned about everything in the world being right and good. He always has soooo much concern for the sick, the poor, the world, and he talks to everybody. He has never met anybody who’s not his friend. If he is in a store or restaurant or anywhere in public he goes up to complete strangers and just starts talking to them. Before you know it you find yourself talking to him. If he’s spoken to you one time he considers you his friend. He will remember your face and talk to you whenever he sees you.

Wayne can be very anoying. If he gets something on his brain he will repeat it over and over and over. You keep saying yes okay whatever. You try to ignore him. BUT YOU CAN’T!!! He won’t stop!!! Grrrrr…. What is Wayne’s problem???? Does he have phenylketonuria??? I don’t know. But, he’s got issues.

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Responses

  1. hi cord,
    i have a friend like wayne too. he comes into the store and will talk and talk. u want to tell him to get a life but hes always nice so u dont. i guess its not his fault hes a nut case.
    raz

  2. wow

  3. i did NOT understand the meaning of fenikeltunoria, how ever u spell it. haha, nut case *laughs head off*

    by the way i started school 2day 😀

  4. o and cord, u missed dawn’s bday party yesterday 😦 she was sad, evry1 missed u 😦

  5. I’m so srry i missed dawns bday. i hope she enjoyed the cake i made her. happy bday to dawn and paw.
    hugs,
    cord

  6. uhhh im sorta like wayne, only i am very smart.
    its just the talking part that gets on my friends nerves.
    anyhoo,
    WATS A WRITERS BLOCK. CUZ I MEAN PPLZ TALK ABOUT IT, AND IDK WAT IT IS. PLEASE DONT MAKE ME FEEL LIKE AN IDIOT WHEN U ANSWER MY Q, PLEZ.
    thx,
    bo

  7. hmmm i did that and apprently im gonna write a story about an uncivil girl.
    soo wish me luck


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