Tis true my fair lads and mistresses this fair day of our lord is talk like Shakesphere Day. Therefore, methinks mayhaps I t’will attempt to reporteth to thee today in me best midevil retoric. For see tis the business that I love to rise betime and go to’t with delight. Tis my stated intent to tell thee what tis in the new Penguin Times of the fair island of Club Penguin.  To be or not to be a princess or metal head tis the question. The Midevil Party tis reported to have many great mazes that will mayhaps go on forever in the dungeons uderground. Tis our quest to find treasure therein. T’ party will commence on May 8. Tis true that penguins will revieve many riches for the stately jobs of tour guide and secret agent in the month of May. “Rich only to be wretched, thy great fortunes are made thy chief afflictions.”  Do not squander thou time. If thou has not found yonder chocolate bunny pin tis thy last day to locate the confectionary. The morrow will be a fair day for sleding. Wherefore, a new eloquent sleigh will await thee for purchase. Tis the end of this fair maiden’s discourse. I bid thee farewell, Cordially