Hiya, mummy said i can wite da post today. im growin up! i big boy now! i tree! club penguin made me a cake and put tree candles on it! but i sad. mummy says i not have a dah dah. she say i neva did. cuz my dah dah wasnt even a boy. mummy said one day we will have talky bout da birds and the bees and she will xplain that im a miracle! idk wat she talky bout but one day i grow bigga and i will unstand wat she means. somtimes bein tree is no fun. ppl dont twell u wat dey really mean. dey say tangs dat dont make no sense. dey tink im dum. i a big boy now! i not dum! so wat if i still make stinkys? sometime i forget. i tree!!!
i saw rockhoppy! he a big big man wit a beard. he gave me a birdie and a background! i named my birdie tweety, cuz birdie is so tweet. i wanna teach my birdie to talky like me. mummy says that i need to say da same thing ova an ova and birdie might twry to say it too. rockhoppy has a big boat. i went on da boat and found where he lives. inside he has sandboxes!!! it is so fun to dig in da sand boxes. sometimes when somebowdy diggies in da sand wit me i find money! and jewells! i gib the pretty bling blings to my mummy and i keep the coins in my piggy bank. mummy says to save dem cuz one day i might wanna b a member and move into my own iggy an it takes lotz of money to buy an iggy. i dont wanna weave my mummy wite now. i would b scared to live all by my self.